Vista can kiss my ….!

Why why why?

Why do you release an OS which runs slower on newer computer than my XP does on a 3 year old computer?
Why do you bloat the damn OS that its requirements consume more processing and RAM and then when I give you 4GB of the fastest RAM you only give me 3.5GB RAM to use?
And finally, Why do you force a restart so you can do an update and close all my work on me with no warning?

I think I might go back to Mac soon, but I’ll give you, Vista, one-last-chance.

Don’t F’me again Vista or you’ll be moving to a new home on CL.